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postmodernism

A philosophy which plays games with knowledge, postmodernism positions itself as the striving of ironic and nihilistic thought towards the meltdown of "enlightened" modern opinion, which pans out to be merely Christianity in disguise. Indeed, while Christianity marks the coming of Christ as a world-shaking event of cosmic proportions, postmodernism merely points to the numerous weaknesses in the Enlightenment's armor and calmly states, along with Hegel, "God is dead. May God help us all." Pontius Pilate was Nietzsche's ancestor, and Nietzsche was the grandfather of postmodernism. In fact, the central question of postmodernism is the same question spoken by Pontius Pilate to Jesus: "What is truth?" (John 18:38).
"Terry Gilliam's film adaptation of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen is too absurdly decadent to not be the epitome of postmodernism!"
by Soul King Pusher January 6, 2017
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Awesome Possum

(N) noun:
Derived from France and Germany.
From the Summer of 2010, two mischievous young ladies... Having the time of their lives, have a camera battel, one says she's super cool and the other says she's awesome. The other, in an effort to win the popularity contest blurts out a word so ingenious creating a rhyming apocalyptic eventual phenomena. I'm Awesome Possum!!!
Funnier than Awesome Blossum and more sophisticated than Awesome Fossum.
Please note: this word does not in any way literally visualize an awesome 'possum'.
Possums are hideous and therefore are not awesome.
Anna: Omg Julie! You're so freakin awesome possum!
Julie: Bahhumbug pish posh! Dont be silly I am NO possum!
Anna: Fail Julie, I meant it in a good way.
Julie: Oh fantastic! Let's celebrate over a cup of tea!
Anna: You're only my friend because you have an awesome possum British accent.
Julie: Your brain is equivalent to that of a possum.
Anna: An Awesome Possum-possum brain! (pun-intended).
by The_Alien_Next_Door October 20, 2012
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And Then, The Possum

When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.
Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?
by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp February 23, 2009
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Postmodernist Scumbag

Hey dude, is there anyone alive who isn't some postmodernist scumbag?
by Novacane347 June 17, 2012
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possum pussy

A girl who rarely moves while doing the nasty. While having sex, one could confuse said party of being a dead possum. This does not include muscle spasms, or other contractions of the like.
Danny: How'd it go with that girl last night, Dave?

Dave: She just laid there like a dead fish.

Danny: That bitch sounds like a possum pussy!
by Tenney 1-7 October 29, 2008
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possum ugly

A woman so damned ugly you chew your arm off not to wake her in the morning after a drunken night of sex.
Philip always brings home the most gumpaliscious possum ugly chicks. How gross!
by TreeTopFlyer November 24, 2005
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