Wheel Barrow Position

The Wheel Barrow Position is when the guy in a standing position grabs her legs under her thighs. Then walks her around with her hands on the floor. If she trips and her face hit's the floor…it's now the Rototiller Position.

I walked her all over the house in the Wheel Barrow Position.

by Par64Tat August 29, 2014

mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.

God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.

by cK March 3, 2009

Ying Yang position

When a girl rolls into a fetal position ball and lies with the back of her neck on the bed. The man starts to bone her, giving the woman sexual pleasure on one end, and physical pain on the other. Will excite male because he's gettin' some, and woman has to choose if its worth it.

Ying Yang position is a traditional Pros v Cons situation.

by Joe the Electrian February 28, 2009

fetus position

to be in the position of a fetus to remember you when you were in your mother's stomach. The position that reconfort you when you're emo.

To cry in a fetus position like an emo.

by sweetie_mel_ June 22, 2006

fecal position

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.

Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".

by rocketride August 14, 2008

A# D# Position

A term used when a harpist uses the A sharp and D sharp pedals on their instrument. This position is when the harpist's legs are most widely apart.

If a harpist keeps their legs in the A# D# position for longer than necessary, it can look very sexually suggestive. It is therefore the harping equivalent of a 'Y shaped coffin'.

Can also be abbreviated to 'A# D#', as well as 'A sharp D sharp position' and 'A sharp D sharp'

"Ew, look at that harpist, she's totally A# D#"

"I'm sorry, but the A# D# position just doesn't work with guys'

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme May 8, 2011

koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.

We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.

by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016