scene poser

someone who trys to look or act seen when they are really far from it.

dude, you know that scene poser mary? she listens to bands everyone knows like the clash and nirvana but she got snake bites, a scene hair cut, and she put polka dots as her background on her myspace. what a scene poser.

by remain nameless December 10, 2008

poser punk

Someone who says to be your self, yet thinks people are worse human beings for enjoying Blink 182.

See Insecure or Little Bitch

No one knows my favorite band! You like Blink 182? OMGWTFBBQ LOZL GO TO HELLz!1oneone

by Pat June 28, 2004

poser

Someone who dress diffrent then they act and try to fit into a group they don't belong in.

My school is full of retarted wantabe posers.

by Two people who really dislike posers* April 19, 2003

poserfied

1)The act of feeling like a poser

2) Mostly used when someone does something better than you on a skateboard

Dude 1: Man did you see that guy tre-flip that 10 stair?
Dude 2: Yeah, man I feel so poserfied.

by Tank_Man1 April 19, 2009

Poser

A person who calls someone a "poser" when the word that they really mean to use, but are to much of a poseur to realize, is "poseur".

So, I came across these guys online today that where totally thinking they were all punk. I was like, "Have you even heard of the Ramones? Because I'm pretty familiar with their music!" They didn't know what I was talking about!!!! :-o Wow, these guys where SUCH a bunch of posers!

by markdinaz June 1, 2010

Pisherbate

Aka the one stop shot. To piss, shit, and masterbate in one sitting. Flushing encouraged but not required. The pisherbate.

“Bro that pisherbate got me fucked up”
“I need a bottle of water after that pisherbate, running low on fluids”

by Arodgers2000 November 3, 2019

Posgers

A combination of p-o-s (piece of shit) and poggers, usually used when a streamer does something shitty

Person 1: I think I’m going to facecamp him
Chat: Posgers moment

by antique nacho December 12, 2020