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The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!
by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020
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Portuguese Whistle

When you are driving with one one hand and your forearm hits the horn inadvertently.
We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.
by Gabagool December 13, 2021
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Portuguese Snorkel

An oral sex act;
The act of putting your entire ball sack in someone’s mouth and then sticking your erect penis to the side of their face, thus making it look as if they are using a snorkel.
She started working the balls so I went all in and gave her a Portuguese Snorkel
by Grufflehog September 20, 2023
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The great Portuguese challenge

A micro size dildo molded from a California teacher of Portuguese heritage with a big beard.
My virgin sister tried to break herself in with the great Portuguese challenge but she said she couldn't feel it.
by Big portigee February 11, 2022
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Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
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Portuguese devil

The nickname given to my idol pris pendu.

The Portuguese ghost is always found around the poor towns of Luxembourg and andorra.
The Portuguese devil is clear of Uber eats pepsi (the terroriser of estonia)
by The ghost Pris December 30, 2022
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Portuguese

Used to describe someone who is incredibly physically attractive, even if they are not of Portuguese descent.
Did you see Charles and Charlotte broke up? I bet he’s having a rough time, she was really portuguese!”
by User9729736726837 January 25, 2023
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