Poptartt

Weirdo/corny person who can be takin serious when talking to another person

Her: My weave itches

Him: wtf b**** you a poptartt

by Citygirll crazyy May 9, 2019

Poptartt

Werido or corny person

Her: my weave is itchy

Him: b**** you a poptartt

strange odd ; not normal

by Citygirll crazyy May 9, 2019

Poptartt

Weirdo/ corny goofy ass person

Her: my weave itches

Him: wtf you a poptartt ass b****

by CityGirl Crazyyy May 10, 2019

POPTARTS

So Poptarts are the best snack you could ever have!!! Sorry, the chocolate Poptarts are all for me, SoOoOoOoOoOo.....

Hayley: MEH POPTARTS, GIMME GIMME GIMME
Besties: ok ok here have them
Hayley: chill out, y'all can have done too
Besties: thx hazel

by Poptart_loving_sweety March 28, 2019

PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.

PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.

by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019

Poptart

An insult used to describe an oral sex hoe.

She's a fucking poptart, all the men eat her for breakfast.

by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020

Poptart Daddy

A stem who every once in a while is the top.

One shot of whiskey and she had me screaming "Oh yes Poptart Daddy!!!"

by THEPoptartDaddy April 13, 2020