The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)
or the Shitler
Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)
or the Shitler
Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
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Get the Vladasmear Poopin mug.Verb 1: to deal out the nastiest of all pwnage
Verb 2: to rage, engage in mayhem
Verb 3: to engage in sexual activity with a fine lady
May also be used as a statement pointing out or asserting approval of an attractive member of the opposite sex (i.e., I'd totally poop in her butt)
Other forms include but are not limited to: pooping in and around the butt area, pooping so much around the butt area that poop would have to go into the butt due simply to sheer poop volume, pooping all over one's butt, and pooping in one's butt hard (as in, giving it all you've got)
Verb 2: to rage, engage in mayhem
Verb 3: to engage in sexual activity with a fine lady
May also be used as a statement pointing out or asserting approval of an attractive member of the opposite sex (i.e., I'd totally poop in her butt)
Other forms include but are not limited to: pooping in and around the butt area, pooping so much around the butt area that poop would have to go into the butt due simply to sheer poop volume, pooping all over one's butt, and pooping in one's butt hard (as in, giving it all you've got)
Verb 1: That's my second chopper-gunner, I'm pooping in butts
Verb 2: Dude, we were fucking poopin' in butts last night
Verb 3: I pooped in her butt last night
Verb 2: Dude, we were fucking poopin' in butts last night
Verb 3: I pooped in her butt last night
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Get the poopies mug.where one has a longing for pooping so much they make their entire life out to be some what of a shit fest and tell everyone about how much they love to shit. They have many fecal matter smeared all over the toilet and sometimes deny that they have to poop and then laugh in front of less fortunate people that don't have to poop at the time. Many people with pooping syndrome get diagnosed by their selves in their own home. The leftover people with the pooping syndrome tend to believe that they are in fact the shit and tell everyone that until they are diagnosed by a highly skilled professional: AKA a proctologist. Many people dont relate to people with pooping syndrome because of one or more of the following facts about the people with pooping syndrome:
1. pooping syndrome people often dont wash their hands after they wipe, whether they get any fecal matter on their hands or not.
2. pooping syndrome people definitely have to poop in public places often(part of the syndrome) and fart very loud when doing so.
3. people with the syndromE also plan their poops and most of them hate to poop at home unless there are a lot of people around. Most of the time they just have to migrate the the most populated areas and take a shadoobie just to get their poop out and be inappropriate with their farting.
4. people with this syndrome also tend to have wet farts a lot aka THE SHART.
5. they also fart on their hands as much as they can and then prepare food and shove pre-poops into their mouths with their dirty hands.
2. pooping syndrome people definitely have to poop in public places often(part of the syndrome) and fart very loud when doing so.
3. people with the syndromE also plan their poops and most of them hate to poop at home unless there are a lot of people around. Most of the time they just have to migrate the the most populated areas and take a shadoobie just to get their poop out and be inappropriate with their farting.
4. people with this syndrome also tend to have wet farts a lot aka THE SHART.
5. they also fart on their hands as much as they can and then prepare food and shove pre-poops into their mouths with their dirty hands.
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