pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

Winnie The Poohed

When someone dips their hand into your ass like a honey pot.

Payton likes to get Winnie The Poohed in his free time.

by SoaPxPhysicss February 9, 2025

Poohing

When someone watches winneh the Pooh in someone else’s bed

Derek: Sophie I am poohing in your bed
Sophie: you better mean watching the show

by Buymekitkats July 25, 2018

Pooh Sauna

A pooh sauna is created when someone first visits the toilet for a rather pungent smelling deposit, and then activates and uses the shower. As a result, the pungent smell is heated by the steam from the shower, thus creating a 'pooh sauna' for the next unfortunate entrant to the bathroom.

Jesus mate you've just created a horiffic pooh sauna in there!

by mallen1977 January 11, 2013

pooh

Somebody you vibing with talking to them

Heyy pooh, wyd?

Thank you pooh❤️

by reachchocolate._ August 31, 2023

Pooh cupboard

Port a john, port a potty, portable potty

I need to take a dump in the pooh cupboard. John destroyed the pooh cupboard.

by I crack myself up August 14, 2022

Pooh Funger

Live music that isn't performed well by an artist.

E.g. Sounds like he's got Pooh Funger;

by TellItWell August 30, 2025