PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.

Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.

by JP February 1, 2005

Pontificant

God-like. Used to describe something so awesome its close to being deified.

"Yo, that bitch's ass was pontificant! Made me wanna get up on Sunday and go to church!"

by surrealhero79 November 23, 2015

Paint Ponies

To sMOke some Marijuana

After a long day of work all i wanna do is paint ponies

by Breanna T October 15, 2008

pontificate

To poop on the pope. Normally from a great height, such as a poop deck.

Billy pontificated on the body of Jean Paul II as his way of remembering the good times they had shared.

by O_P September 28, 2005

Ponit

A person who is highly annoying, but yet very fun to hang out with basically because they are fun to make fun of. They dont realize how annoying they are and sometimes blow things way out of proportion

That chick over there with the high voice and creepy face is freaking out about a stain on her shirt...damn she is such a ponit

by Brooke Schroeder October 15, 2007

Poning

The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.

Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell

by kevinhasahugeasswang February 5, 2008

Poning

Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.

"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.

by ******** May 19, 2006