soak and poke

you spit on the cock for lubrication and stick it in your snatch

i don't have any K Y jelly.

don't worry i'll just soak and poke

by Pervartistry rocks May 13, 2005

Poke War

A poke war is a Facebook activity that requires two people, where the two people continuously click "poke back," and refusing to deny the poke my clicking the X button. Poke wars can last for years.

Wow I can't believe Eliza has finally lost that poke war, she has been holding up strongly for years.

by tsport772 November 17, 2010

baby poking

v: the act of having sex with a pregnant woman.

It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.

Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.

Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.

by Sergee February 18, 2009

Money Poke

A wallet or purse containing a persons money, credit cards, identification, etc.

He stole my money poke!

by M Nusbaum March 15, 2007

fish poke

When you trick someone into thinking that somthing horrible has happened and then you litterally poke them with a fish and say "fish poke."

"Uh oh Tommy!"
"What is it Bobby?"
"(pokes Tommy with fish) Fish Poke!"

by Ocelot44Revolver July 22, 2006

Facebook Poke

DTF

Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"

Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"

by Poke King December 1, 2011

Poke Slut

someone who has an absurd amount of pokes on facebook or any other social site

girl: i have like 50 fucking pokes on facebook
guy: your such a poke slut

by yabba dobba da January 2, 2011