potatoed

Placing a potato in someone's personal area only to get them to take a "potato" quality picture of said potato.

"What's up with that crappy picture of a potato that Philip keeps asking about?"

"Someone put a potato on his desk. Dude got potatoed."

by UD Free May 11, 2016

Potato

The most amazing thing known to mankind.

Mm, these potatoes are delicious!

by Caveflower July 3, 2014

potatos

The proper spelling of the opt-misspelled "potatoes", plural of potato.

Valerie: "Would you like some potatoes?"
Bill: "Are those anything like potatos?"

by conipto2 February 20, 2011

Potato

A name commonly used to point out Irish people, due to their notorious crop failure in 1845.

Dude 1: Where are you from?
Dude 2: From Ireland.
Dude 1: You're a potato.

by P.O.P03 November 13, 2010

Potatoing

The art of being a potato, it requires years of intense trainin to learn the art of being a potato. First you must be one with the potato, this is hard. Luckily I've been potatoing for over a decade.

So, what do you wanna do today, Ciara?

I know, let's do some potatoing!

by DyingWhale January 29, 2015

potatoe

An ugly girl with a big greasy forehead that sticks out and is shaped like a potatoe.

When i have sex with kaylae, i have to fuck her from behind so i dont see her potatoe!

by Davedwine December 25, 2008

Potato

(n) - a slang term for the ass-hymen. Similar to the "cherry" blocking entry to the vagina, but dirtier.

Clyde: "Did you have anal intercourse with Sally last night?"
Chad: "Yeah, bro, it was her first time. I totally popped that bitch's potato!"

by CoreyFeldmanHero March 2, 2009