poot lovato finally came out of that basement and now has a more successful career than her fat sister demi because of one picture.
by stefanig November 10, 2015
To slap one's opponent such that an audible "poot" sound is emitted. This sound is formed by a puckering of the lips, a slight intonation from the vocal chords, and an exhaling of air. See McPeek.
by McPeek December 09, 2003
1.Something that is bad or disliked.
2.Someone who is being "poot sauce", is considered to be a fag or a sissy.
3.A situation that is bad or undesireable.
2.Someone who is being "poot sauce", is considered to be a fag or a sissy.
3.A situation that is bad or undesireable.
by Devol June 01, 2005
verb- The scientific term used to describe someone who has literally defecated their pants whilst trying to fart, or just plain messed up. Latin Origin:Doninus Poot-te, which meant "the bad soil upon the land".
see also. "Done and Peeuted" and "Howdy Deuootee".
see also. "Done and Peeuted" and "Howdy Deuootee".
Who done up and pooted?
Adam Shalom done up and sh*tted.
or the extreme
Hitler stated in his book Mein Kampf that he done and peeuted upon himself in the 40's.
Adam Shalom done up and sh*tted.
or the extreme
Hitler stated in his book Mein Kampf that he done and peeuted upon himself in the 40's.
by Barron Von Poot May 06, 2005
by Ralf April 26, 2005
1.) Yo braw did you just see dat sexy poot nipple?
2.) I feel like a poot niple today
3.) My neighbor is such a pootnipple!
2.) I feel like a poot niple today
3.) My neighbor is such a pootnipple!
by nana8ter April 17, 2010
The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"
by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009