picking on the fat kid

A nickname for masturbation. Mainly refers to people with fat little chode dicks.

Me: Morning Kory, I assume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?

Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO

by Platezz January 24, 2018

Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

by Butterjack January 10, 2019

twin pining

The inexplicable act when there is a queue at the cashpoint and someone withdraws money with one card only to remove it and use a second card to withdraw more, hence adding a twin to her first pin baby!!

'Why were you so long?'... 'Some dick was at the cashpoint twin pining'

by Waves14 August 23, 2011

Winkle Picking

Anal sex with a person afflicted with piles.

Brian : Last night, I indulged in a spot of Winkle Picking.

Arthur: Was it unpleasant?

Brian : No, it was quite splendid.

by more heat than light May 26, 2004

flower picking

Pinching the nipple of a female and pulling hard.

Dude i was going flower picking the other day and this one chick's nipple just popped out.

by Jibrie April 22, 2006

Cotton Picking

The act of picking particles of semen left behind on one's pubic hair after masturbating or intercourse

To keep my pubic hair clean, I have decided to start cotton picking

by DasNasty October 31, 2011

pinging

action verb...used when someones nipples are noticably hard; When your nipples are pointing outwards

Look! Marcia's pinging!

by Julian Trejo July 14, 2007