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GWEEN PENGUIN

GWEEN, wait no, GWEEEENNNNN, NO GWEEN PENGUIN!
by Nitram sicnarf May 12, 2021
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Lubed as a penguin

When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.
by UrBn-_-Zombie March 21, 2020
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Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010
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Slippery Penguins

One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was
Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!
by Coys86 July 15, 2020
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Penguin Slide

The sexual act of a many sledding down a hill, while the women is on all fours at the bottom, and perfectly aiming his penis into her vagina
Dude I totally gave her The Penguin Slide.
by Centrillia January 3, 2011
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Mista Penguin

A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.

He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.
person 1: "Danny asked me to marry him!"

person 2: "For all he's worth, he better be Mista Penguin"
by MizzEverest August 23, 2011
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Mr Penguin

Mr penguin is a very famous penguin. He loves to eat fish and cheese. He makes very funny youtube videos by the username coolpersonsoOMG
He is is a billion air! and has been penguin prime minister!
by Professional Ubraner June 18, 2017
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