can your own peaches

the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.

darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.

matt: so you can your own peaches?

darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.

by geelbooyair December 15, 2012

closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)

Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.

by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016

Cake With Peaches

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina

I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!

by MickieMouse07 October 11, 2019

puffy peach

The female verison of blue balls. Happens when a lady gets all hot and bothered and never gets a follow through.

The name is based on a woman's goods that get puffy and swollen when aroused.

"Amanda and I were getting ready to get it on last night when we were interrupted, she's probably got a bad case of the puffy peach because she knows it woulda been so good."

"He thinks blue balls suck, try walking around with a puffy peach."

by golden fields of wheat January 18, 2008

Peachy Pie Bubble Gum Blueberry Girl

A beautiful, innocent little girl from Pennsylvania who loves to kill zombies and eat baked beans.

Damn, that peachy pie bubble gum blueberry girl sure is the greatest!

by SJU BABY March 3, 2010

PKP Pecheneg

The PKP Pecheneg is a recent development of the PK series of machine guns. Intended as a Squad-Automatic-Weapon, the primary difference from the rest of the PK series is the non-removable barrel (can be removed for maintenance, but not during field action). Other changes include a forced-air cooling jacket for the barrel, placement of the nipod near the muzzle, and an improved flash suppressor. The PP fires the 7.62x54mm round, is gas-operated, and has a fire-rate of about 600rpm.

The PKP entered service with Russian armed forces in 1999 and is the equivalent of the American M249 and M240B. The PKP Pecheneg is named after an ancient Turkic people of Russia and Ukraine.

The PKP Pecheneg is a squad automatic weapon developed from the line of PK machine guns.

by fatpoloninja March 27, 2012

Lovely peaches

Just some 19 year old who flashed Malu Trevejo and skai Jackson,sent a 30 year old to r8pe Charli D’amelio, twerks on Instagram and gets fucked on live. She also eats her own shit and period blood.

Person 1: who was the girl that flashed Malu?
Person 2: lovely peaches

by Fxnners July 8, 2020