by pussypetter6969 April 05, 2019
A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
by EPPLE December 31, 2020
A total loser who noone likes and everyone makes fun of behind their back because they suck up to a teacher, usually laughing at ALL of their bad jokes and commonly ask, "Is there anything I can do to help?", etc.
Ms. Shilderez: (Bad joke)
Anna: Hahahaha, you're so funny!
Sane person: She is SUCH a teacher's pet!
Other sane person: I know, right?!
Anna: Hahahaha, you're so funny!
Sane person: She is SUCH a teacher's pet!
Other sane person: I know, right?!
by nilmerghet February 16, 2019
A significant other who is mostly ornamental. Someone who you are in a superficial relationship with, usually a ditz kept around mostly for sexual gratification.
Her and I aren't exactly discussing philosophy, she's more of a house pet.
by Chris Hubick January 30, 2006
The name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car's windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.
"Hey, I just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets again! Those stray cats are driving me crazy!!
by Wordielicious November 28, 2010
-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
by CSCC April 10, 2012
Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
by MyxLastxRitesx March 30, 2010