Head Patrol

Group of school girls who often wonder around your local mall wearing too much make-up and dressed very trashy. They can often be offered cheap achohol or cigarettes in exchange for a quick wordBJ/word, titty flash or some anal lovin' that ends with worddirty sanchez/word.

To identify the Head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.

I had a three-way with the head patrol!

I got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk ass and I got ass raped at the county jail, shit.

by FBodyJim October 13, 2003

clown patrol

The collective act of more than one idiot/moron.

That clown patrol couldn't have gotten that simple task done if they tried a thousand times.

by Bo Regard May 24, 2010

chirag patel

almost like god an assistant like person

chirag patel is god's assistant

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

patrol

The code word you use when you are stealing things from kids at school. Mostly used for pens and pencils.

I hope I can patrol that pen from our teacher before the end of the period.

by Jeff Cooke September 28, 2006

Nissan patrol

Underpowered shit heap square box on wheels with poor fuel economy and pathetic power compared to every other 4x4 with similar engine displacement, cheap shit bought by people dropped at birth that love muddies and 8 inch lifts with no stand out 4x4 ability

A Nissan patrol really bro? You mean the car version of the titanic with a hamster running in a wheel for power?

by Pootrol November 15, 2019

Civil Air Patrol

ROTC does nothing but prepare THEMSELVES for the military, CAP does emergency services, search and rescue, aerospace education..etc. While you guys are marching around on power trips and deciding who has the shiniest boots, we're out learning to fly, locating downed aircraft, and going to special schools that qualify us to make a difference. CAP encampment is our equivalent of your Army ROTC Bootcamp and a prereq for Ranger School, Blue Beret, and several other elite programs. I would love to see our drill-teams show down. And as far as being 'wanna-bes'..who's a wannabe? the guy who isnt yet in the service, but kisses his commanding officer's ass for that recomendation, or the volunteers who actually have authorization to assist in military maneuvers? Ur not yet a soldier so dont get all big and bad and secondly, the US Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, and USMC, really appreciate what we do, so we could care less about your whiny opinion.

No such thing as a bad NROTC cadet or Marine option cadet?? yea, cause you all equally suck..i'll admit we get some bad cadets, but they sure dont make it very far.

by SAR March 26, 2004

sunil patel

the coolest kid around town.

Dude, look, look at Sunil Patel! I wish I was like him!

by tcklmeelmo55 February 7, 2005