dusty cartridge

A man’s bumhole

It had been a while since someone had blown in my dusty cartridge, but man it felt good

by Andyb123123 April 15, 2023

dick porridge

When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis

I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.

by TJ Widgstis July 21, 2023

Orthodoxic cartridge

The act of inserting a moldy condom into a women's vagina, leaving it to rot before grabbing it out let the juices flow onto the hand. One must procced in prayer of the orthodox religion before sucking all juices out, leaving a wet sensation in the mouth.

Dude, I'm fuckkkkked... I finished a Orthodoxic cartridge.

Should I call the health department?

by Sokol<3 January 30, 2025

Evil Porridge

Evil porridge refers to the most evil thing in existence. (This means the complete opposite of good) and basically hell.

"That party sucked it literally evil porridge"

by TheCrookedMan76 March 3, 2025

Skibity yartridge

A big colored deformed malnourished African child that tweaks out on a frequent daily basis and has multiple layers of autism and cerbal palsy that can also summon a fleek bar at will to geek and zleek because it is in a alliance with the pibble and zawg shlawg fawg lawg and is a bruh moment when the tuzz suzz muzz and bruzz to the pruzz n pruzz yuzz so we cruzz uzz and ts pmo bc I'm boutta 808 skibity toilet

Skibity toilet: look out it's a fent yart
Skibity yartridge: "I have autism"

by Skibity fent yart April 6, 2025

Overnight Porridge

cum

Would you like some overnight porridge?

by PresumablyTunes September 2, 2025

Plumstead Porridge

When you ejaculate into a girl’s ass and then use it as the “milk” for a bowl of cereal, with her dingleberries serving as the cereal pieces themselves.

He didn’t just fuck last night — man ate a full bowl of Plumstead Porridge for breakfast.

by POPOES23 October 4, 2025