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Participation Without Procreation

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006
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Participation Trophy Wife

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.
My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.
by Short Bus Sean November 24, 2016
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Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).
I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)
by GentleRapist December 17, 2010
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partially

Until I was 6 years and 8 month, I could only partially take off my boxer brief undies!
by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020
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partial

When someone is able to take their teeth out in order to give fellatio.
"Did she give you a partial"
by quirkymercy January 23, 2014
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particleshock

A sense of awe or amazement about life in an uncertain future; a life imagined to be somewhere between science and fiction. ‘Particleshock’ can be either wondrous anticipation or woeful foreboding depending on current uses (or misuses) of science.
They were in a state of particleshock after witnessing the first detonation of an atomic weapon
by Particleshock September 6, 2010
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participussypation

When your honey won't get the honey do's done, just tell him - PARTICIPUSSYPATION
by LUSCIOUSLIN1 March 29, 2011
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