Partington

1. Another Definition for "Dirty Bitch"

2. Someone who could steal your heart with a single glance.

Person A: Hey look at that dirty bitch!

Person B: Stop swearing in public, But yes I do see that Partington.

by smileteethfirst December 6, 2010

God Particle

A particle that has evaded the scientists at Geneva. No one knows what it is because no one has seen it.

Scientist: This LHC is shit, I cannot find the fabled God Particle.

by TeddyRobbear September 15, 2011

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

Participation Without Procreation

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex

In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"

by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006

Participation Trophy Wife

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.

My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.

by Short Bus Sean November 24, 2016

Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

by GentleRapist December 17, 2010

partially

A limited extent!

Until I was 6 years and 8 month, I could only partially take off my boxer brief undies!

by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020