kick-puppy

The object of mental, physical or verbal abuse. The person who bullies always single out. The smallest guy in the class. The person most vulnerable in any given group.
I am tired of your screaming diatribes. I will not be your kick-puppy anymore.
by Hello-o-o-o-o December 03, 2011
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puppy top

A type of submissive in gay sex that is on top, instead of being in the common bottom role that subs take on. They are almost always partnered with a power bottom. Usually they are on top because their penis is larger then the dom.
Chris is a puppy top looking for his powerbottom.
by Thrasher dick smasher June 30, 2017
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Sly puppy

A person who is just beggining to be sneaky,devious,lucky,slippery, etc. and will eventually be a "sly dog".
Gabe: That new kid is trying to steal Austin's wallet.
Channy: He is such a sly puppy.
by ▒☺♫ May 07, 2009
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sloth puppy

a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing
damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy
by ash.1219 August 15, 2017
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puppy lasagna

"ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"
by imsimplyabee January 24, 2021
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Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 28, 2012
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Puppy Whipped

Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.
My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.
by Quaker's Oats69 April 22, 2020
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