premature evaporation

When you are brewing tea during foreplay and it gets too hot causing all the tea to evaporate, leaving at least one person quite unfulfilled. Can often lead to one participant saying, "Is...is that it?"
Q: How was the British tea party sex last night?
A: Not so good man. This is the third time I had premature evaporation this month
by g'nite luve May 14, 2009
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Prematurely hot

When a young girl/teen is pretty and not old enough to be 'hot' but will certainly grow to be a real stunner. Currently she is 'prematurely hot'.
Ooo look at her. She is kinda pretty she's prematurely hot I bet. Give her a few years and i'd love to Bang her.
by d Jace b July 15, 2009
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prematurely ejaculated

kicking a star out of a sport or contest based on erroneous info
Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.
by euphemismo January 17, 2008
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Premature Evaluation

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.
Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?
by Mishpuka August 07, 2010
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Premature Sendulation

The sending of a text message mid-thought or before reaching the desired conclusion.
text to friend: "heh, wanna mee"

reply text: "huh?"

text to friend: "sorry, had a premature sendulation. Wanna meet for lunch?"
by Frisco Babe July 27, 2009
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premature jumpulation

A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.
Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.
by Piper808 November 02, 2007
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Premature Chip

A chip which hasn't been cooked properly. It stands out from all the rest as it isn't as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn't get eaten.
"Oh gosh, i think I just ate a premature chip."

"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"

"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"
by bubblez119944 February 18, 2009
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