When you're in the cinema and you put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a wank as if to look like you're rummaging through the popcorn.
"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"
by Bambamg123 December 16, 2016
by ShotoTodorokiLover0112 December 07, 2021
A quirky popcorn is when you jerk off too much with scorching hot popcorn seeds to the point where you get third degree burns on your dick. At this point you look like Deadpool had sex with a wrinkly old grandma who has herpigoneciphilaids.
by CreepyStalker36 January 04, 2018
A room equipped with one or more air exchangers that are capable of replacing the free air in a room at a rapid rate. Under the guise of being used to quickly disperse the scent of popcorn, the room may also be used to facilitate the covert use of marijuana. The term was coined by the Swearnet crew in Episode 22 "Planning With Leigh" on the "Real Fucking Reality" Internet TV show.
After a stressful day of pitching show ideas, I suggested that we adjourn to the popcorn room to smok - I mean, snack - on some *air quotes* popcorn.
by ZonaPeligrosa March 04, 2015
The legend that most Missouri Boys worship. Legendary moonshiner made hundreds of liquor runs through his day.
Its ashame that Popcorn Sutton killed himself
by Iplaybanjoandpracticeincest June 01, 2020
by cheekyarmadillo February 10, 2022
Craig: Yo Jamal do you and Phillip wanna make some zebra popcorn with this bitch I can call.
Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time
Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time
by BillMuthaFuckinClinton March 29, 2013