makeout hair poof thing

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout

Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

by cadencezonks May 10, 2011

POOF

person of obvious faith = POOF

Oh Tyrone he's like - you know - a POOF

by Joneeko October 31, 2019

Poof, poUof, pooF

Poof, poUof, pooF

Poof, poUof, pooF

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Poof

Like a shart but it comes out of a woman's vag

Oh my god Tina I just poofed

by Jekskdk August 17, 2017

Poof

That gross ass dirt weed that smells like ass. Smoke 100 bowls and you wouldn’t even get buzzed. Usually from the sketchy dealer or weird kid.

Fuck dude this shits some “poof” I’ve smoked 6 bowls I ain’t even high and it taste like shit.

by Tberko05 May 15, 2022

Poof

Basically when you fart so fucking hard that you shit out your intestines.

Brian and Ryan are sitting in silence until Brian poof's

Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"

Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*

by Mr gay man April 29, 2020

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017