Pleasanton is a strange mix of California-style suburban ennui, Silicon Valley northern satellite architecture, well-preserved older homes and buildings, and good schools.
Their high school football teams are noted for racking up impressive records against whitebread competition during the regular season, then getting the crap kicked out of them in the playoffs by toughass rednecks from schools like Oakdale in the Central Valley.
Dean's Cafe downtown is the total worldwide omelette dominator. Best place on the planet for omelettes. The end.
Overall Pleasanton is pretty darn pleasant, but it's got kind of an otherworldly, Potemkin village feel to it that's hard to qualify precisely. It's weird that way.
Their high school football teams are noted for racking up impressive records against whitebread competition during the regular season, then getting the crap kicked out of them in the playoffs by toughass rednecks from schools like Oakdale in the Central Valley.
Dean's Cafe downtown is the total worldwide omelette dominator. Best place on the planet for omelettes. The end.
Overall Pleasanton is pretty darn pleasant, but it's got kind of an otherworldly, Potemkin village feel to it that's hard to qualify precisely. It's weird that way.
by Rolfmeister May 31, 2006
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Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??
You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?
TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.
Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??
You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?
TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"
by Bari April 21, 2005
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Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
Example:
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
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white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*
white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*
by pAge June 5, 2005
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by High g8 guy March 18, 2019
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You: Ask me anymore questions and I plead the 5th!
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by RiaLee March 19, 2008
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1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.
1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.
a couple who get off spanking each other during sex.
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)
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