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Pervnerded

When you are a pervert as well as a nerd.
Guy1 "Man, that kid spends all his time in the library."
Guy2 "Ya, but all he does is look at porn in there!"
Guy1 "Dude that kids pervnerded!
by Donkeyhead May 4, 2009
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Pervert's Paradox

(1) As a dilemma: Whether it is worse to *find* porn so disturbing it requires eyebleach, or to be looking for it in the first place.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.
(1) Ben: If rhinos don't want to be raped by elephants, then maybe they shouldn't dress so provocatively. (Picture of a rhino in panties.)
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.

(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.
by Adrimor May 21, 2009
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Pervade

Electrolyte drink for marathon wank sessions.
That's the fourth well-dressed couple that's knocked on my neighbor's door and introduced themselves before going in. Looks like I get to be camped out below the vent with a bottle of lube and a bottle of Pervade all night again tonight!
by QuickerMissus March 21, 2021
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extreme pervertion

When some1 becomes extremely horny and perverted that it becomes a sport. An individual practicing this sport usually tends to brake things.
Mikes was practicing extreme pervertion while we were trying to clean up.
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Movie Pervert

Someone who loves movies that fuck with the mind.
The movies he likes fuck with my mind! He's such a movie pervert.
by Mr.Foxx August 9, 2016
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pervert row

The front row of chairs right on the stage at a strip club.
Hey, if you're not going to tip, get off of Pervert Row.
by Ben Lookin September 14, 2008
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pervfessor

A dirty old professor who hits on all attractive female students.
You do not want to wear a skirt to Pervfessor Abraham's class!

Don't take a class with him, he's a pervfessor!
by elizasimone July 16, 2008
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