salty parrot

To rest one's dick and balls on another individuals shoulder.

Dude, Paul was so busy gaming that he didn't even notice I gave him a good ole salty parrot.

by zbug773 August 23, 2022

Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.

Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!

by TheJMM April 8, 2011

Pedro

a little shy at first, but once you get to know him, hes awesume :D. can win a girl with his looks . a cuban guy, whos to shy to get a girlfriend. Usually blond and sum have glasses. He acts differently around his friends . Has lots of friends. Everybody knows him. he is ah-mazing<3.very LOUD & funny. HE LOVES music, & doesnt like sports that much.sometimes he can make mistakes. His smile is AH-MAZING<3 hes ATTRACTIVE to a lot of girls. and when he likes some girl, he doesnt tell her, because hes too shy. but that girl would love to know that he likes her : he should tel her the truth. and he acts strange' around his crush. Doesnt care what people think about him, and isnt afraid to admit certain things.hes probably the most nicest, sweetest, funniest, cutiest guy you'll ever meet<3~

girl: OMG! do you know PEDRO ?? he likes me but wont admit it .

Boy: then how would you know ?

Girl: i can tell ; he acts strange' around me

by lovergurl<33 November 28, 2010

Pedro Diaz

Pedro Diaz. Visionary. Genius. American Patriot. Ever since age 12 he has baffled society with his intellect, wit, and ability to counteract any academic adversity. He is exceptional intellectually and has extreme creative power and natural ability.

Pedro Diaz

by John J. Riviera November 23, 2011

Pedro

A man with the biggest cock there is

Wow look at Pedro and his big cock walking around

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Hairy Parrot

Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.

"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"

"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"

"Brilliant!"

by mcgroundsloff May 7, 2010

Sneaky Parrot

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.

I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.

by MeryBely July 15, 2011