Grammar panties

Gives you the strength to correct that stupid person that just corrected your grammar or spelling on Facebook or other social networking site.

I got my grammar panties on and showed her that "you and me" was, indeed, the correct phrase to use in that context.

by StanfordEnglishMajor July 9, 2011

Orange Panties

When a woman chooses not to wear a tampon during the menstrual cycle and proceeds to stain her panties with blood and lets them dry to an orange color before wearing them again.

That girl was wearing orange panties.

by IdgafHarem January 15, 2012

heavy panties

The phenomena of how seemingly normal panties instantly become heavier when worn by a slutty girl.

The added weight tends to causes panties to drop at a faster speed.

"How much do think Kim's micro thong weighs?"

"At least 3 lbs, maybe 7 by the time the frat boys come over later"
"Yeah, I just hope her heavy panties don't make a loud *thud* when they hit her bedroom floor like last night"

by d1sKoBisCuiT April 2, 2016

Ballin panties

underwear that is very appealing to the general public, like, brightly colored underwear. opposite: tranny panties

"Wow! Daniel and Sara have matching ballin panties. They're so bright and fluorescent."

by D-Herbs February 17, 2009

granny panties

The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)

George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.

by Kinky Kiki (steph) December 28, 2005

Pork Panties

The fat that collects around the pelvic region of a women that gives off the illusion of a thick pair of underwear. Often occurs amongst women in approaching their middle age or can occur after having multiple children. Men are not immune to this phenomenon.

Often referred to as a "Fupa" or "Front Butt"

The pork panties on that women in the hiked up body glove shorts looked like she had on a pair of fleshy underpants!

by LaurenPynchon September 27, 2008

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008