The emptiest area in Oregon with just desert and lonely roads. Also called the Oregon High Desert. Burns and Ontario are in those two big southeast counties, but they're in the northern part of those counties so they're not really in Southeastern Oregon.
Always make sure you have gas in your car before you drive off to the deserts of Southeastern Oregon. There's no civilization there. If you run out of gas, you're fucked.
Careful not to have car trouble there. Getting help will be very difficult to do so.
I want to visit the Alvord Desert and the Pillars of Rome, but the drive takes forever.
Careful not to have car trouble there. Getting help will be very difficult to do so.
I want to visit the Alvord Desert and the Pillars of Rome, but the drive takes forever.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025
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Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
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Get the Oregon Leafblower mug.This house in Eugene was listed with a basement bedroom but the basement ceiling is only is 5.5 ft (165 cm) tall. That’s because that bedroom is Oregon Adequate.
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Me: Man, I wish I could live on the Oregon Coast.
Family Member: Where do you want to live the most on the coast?
Me: Coos Bay or Newport.
Family Member: Those are nice places.
Family Member: Where do you want to live the most on the coast?
Me: Coos Bay or Newport.
Family Member: Those are nice places.
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Not the hipster paradise that it is now.
Not the hipster paradise that it is now.
Dude one: Man, Oregon is paradise.
Dude two: Don’t be fooled. Not too long ago, if you were black you’d get kicked out of town before the sun went down.
Dude one: Night life must’ve sucked.
Dude two: Don’t be fooled. Not too long ago, if you were black you’d get kicked out of town before the sun went down.
Dude one: Night life must’ve sucked.
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