opstagler

A man either dating or married to a woman that is way too hot for him and you can not figure out why.

How did Lyle Lovett ever get Julia Roberts? I don't know, but he is the ultimate opstagler.

by The_D0ct0r June 1, 2011

opslaan

What happens when you want to watch a video and it says loading, yet nothing happens.

"Ive been waiting all fucking day for this damned video to fucking play!!!!! WHY IS IT FUCKING OPSLAANING ON ME!!??

by The Ultimate Fighting Champion October 10, 2007

Black Opsed

When something fucks up on you - particularly a game or program.
Derived from Call of Duty: Blackops, the game that crashes more than a drunk p plater. You're supremely fortunate if you actually complete a whole game without disconnecting, freezing or having your PS3 die in the arse.

Stefan: My computer just crashed when Minecraft went over 1GB memory usage
Jacob: You got black opsed

by cann0n January 24, 2011

OPSEX

A spin on "OPSEC", short for "operational security". OPSEX is keeping the relationship your parents don't approve of under wraps. It's keeping that side piece on the down low.

John has kept his parents in the dark about Eric for years now. That's some good opsex.

by 1753951 April 18, 2022

OPSIE

A word used by only nine year old's meaning humerously that someone has done something wrong, it can only be used by our god PewDiePie ONLY.

T Series Did An Opsie, Adolf Hitler Did An Opsie, Elon Musk DID A FUDGING OPSIE!!!!!!!

by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie February 19, 2019

OpsAss

A high position held in a call center. Usually the result of years of dedication and hard work. It doesn't hurt to have been named 2008 Administrative Employee of the Year.

Damn, that Chris is so badass he must be an OpsAss.

Hey, I hear that Mr. Towner dude just got OpsAss. It's because he is the shiznee.

by OpsAss13 September 9, 2009

Opse

Slang. Means: OverPowered Scene Endings.

Dude, that was such an opse!

by XxFrey17 June 21, 2014