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granny fight

A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.
Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.

Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.

Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.
by Cobra Lambent April 25, 2010
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Fight Squad

Michael Botur's Fight Squad is a superhero universe of popularity comparable to Catholicism.
Fight Squad is a positive adjective expressing extreme awesomeness, or as the French say, 'Le awesomáge.' For something to be described as "totally Fight Squad" means it's exciting, adventurous and very badass. Fight Squad is the creation of Michael Botur.
Work accidentally paid me twice! How Fight Squad can ya get?
by Botur June 30, 2010
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Knife fight

Probably one of the most homoerotic song to ever exist, created by lemon demon aka neil cicierega. if Neil didn’t indent this song to be homoerotic, idk what he intended it to be.
mentally ill teenager 1: “have you heard the song knife fight by lemon demon?”
mentally ill teenager 2: “oh my god are you talking about the homoerotic one absolutely”
mentally ill teenager 1:“EXACTLY you can’t just put one of the lyrics as “ill pin you to the wall!” And say the song isn’t gay???”
by squidsisters January 16, 2022
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Fighting Junkie

someone who gets a high off of fighting the higher the risks of the fight the better for them. A sub-category of adrenaline junkie
Nonus: "Man you always notice how Arlen's always getting into fights with everyone?"

Sorata: "That's because that nigga's a Fighting Junkie he gets a high off of it"

Arlen: *pops up* "tf you say about me square tf up nigga"
by Tommy two tits May 16, 2020
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zipper fight

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.
by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016
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Fight Hangover

The feeling one gets in the aftermath of a fight with one's partner. This is most often witnessed the morning after a marathon argument that lasts into the next day.
Jane totally has fight hangover. Her and her boyfriend argued all night. She looks like hell.
by BlackCat33 March 1, 2010
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Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers
Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”
by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019
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