Spotted-cock

Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.

"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit

by Xandria.g January 10, 2013

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Spot Sloth

People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.

“Sorry I’m late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

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Nut Spot

The best spot in a parking lot or the parking spot closest to your desired destination.

I pulled in the mall parking lot just as someone was backing out of the front row. I put my blinker on and grabbed the Nut Spot.

by crazycyrax June 15, 2009

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second spot

a term referring to the transitional juncture between the rectum and the large intestine, sometimes breached during anal sex either because the insertive partner has a large penis/dildo and/or the receptive partner has a short rectum. the term is often used by well-hung gay men when advertising their intentions to prospective partners.

i cum in the second spot ONLY!

by Jeton June 30, 2010

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