spun facts

The act of bending or twisting facts.

To try and use a different fact to cover falsehood where no actual fact exists.

The official story spun facts instead of addressing the issue.

by CrunchyDingo January 23, 2017

Fact Shaming

Shaming someone because they don’t know a fact that you know. Making them feel stupid and less superior than you. This can also apply to people who shame you for not knowing how to pronounce certain words.

Fact shaming: “Don’t you know who Putin is? Everyone knows who he is, you are so stupid Brad! “

by Ombroso August 17, 2018

Fat facts

A fact is a something proven to be true. A fat fact is when someone says something you can relate to and is just an obviously true. Since it’s so relatable it makes it a FAT FACT. It may also be pronounced as Fat Fax

Billy: Spring Break is going to be Lit!
John: FAT FACTS!

by Nic0727 December 10, 2017

Jujutsu Facts

Notorious for simping on Trashku, Pico. Caught lackin in 8k while fapping to Todou's nudes

"explain your causes for radiating simp energy"

Jujutsu Facts : my pp too soft

by Goatachi March 7, 2021

AZ FACT

A "fact" made by someone from Arizona. The maker of the fact as well as any other zonies within earshot cannot be dissuaded from their belief no matter how much proof to the contrary is provided. The person delivering the so called "fact" is usually a standard issue "bro" or "chick" with a generic name like "Christopher" or "Jessica". Often made when discussing sports, fringe politics, or, strangely, Canadians. 93% of the time the word "dude" precedes an AZ FACT. When a Zonie declares and AZ FACT all other Zinoes within earshot chime in and agree regardless of their knowledge of said fact.

Zonie 1: "DUDE, did you know that no Canadians are over like 6 feet? Yea it's the weather. It never gets above 65 degrees cuz it's so far up that way (points to what he things is north)"
Zonie 2: "FACT!"
Non-Zonie: "Fuck off that's just an AZ FACT! It's not real"

by Quasi-Legitimate Canadian January 14, 2022

tobyjug fact

A fact which is in reality a steaming pile of bollocks.

A classic tobyjug fact: the one situation all lifeboatmen fear is when they have to go to a boat/ship/yacht with a "boat happy" person having hysterics on board...If someone ends up getting killed because they were endangering others lives in an emergency situation by having hysterics it would never see the light of day in a court

by snotter23 February 20, 2014

Disney Fact

1. A fact about Disney or a Disney owned corporation

2. A fact unable to be disputed

The term Disney Fact originated in the Last Week Tonight show about the census

Mickey Mouse does drugs, thats a Disney fact

by Server's Favorite Rhino May 6, 2021