Number two

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?

by StephenSLR August 26, 2011

numbskull

a foolish or stupid person; an idiot.

someone with a numb skull, i.e. someone who feels no pain when you whack them repeatedly upside the head.

What a numbskull! Come 'ere, numbskull, i'm gonna smack you again.

by wan_sok July 31, 2004

bacon number

The number of film connections one has to Kevin Bacon. The lower the number, the closer one has worked to Bacon.

Hugh Grant worked with Nicholas Hoult in About A Boy; Nicholas Hoult worked with Kevin Bacon in X Men: First Class. Therefore, Hugh Grant has a Bacon number of 2.

by Shelbyninja November 22, 2011

Sauce Numbers

Chinese cartoon porn map

Me:sauce numbers plz
Person:177013
Me:Son of a bitch!!

by 💩.io September 5, 2018

Numpty

Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"

by cargo_4 May 20, 2004

public enema number one

Very similar to "public enemy number one"; perhaps a little worse (how much worse can it get?!?)

Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!

by Telephony January 24, 2011

numptie

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

by fgf November 14, 2003