As a computer technician, I deal with stupid people every day. Often you deal with someone so stupid or they do something to piss you off, that you feel the need to 'pad' or increase their bill a bit. This is refered to as the "Nub Tax", or a fee for the stupid.
by qwnr March 11, 2005

Rachel took her bra off and wow!!! What a set of beef nubs. I had to suckle.
I sucked her beef nubs last night.
I sucked her beef nubs last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

A nub that fails so epicly at gaming that he is given the title nub gypsy. It also means a person without any arms and legs who is just hopeless.
SEE nub.
SEE nub.
A: WTF who just got triple kill?!
B: Hahahah you got ownded with my 1337 hax!@
A: OMG You fucking nub gypsy!!
B: Hahahah you got ownded with my 1337 hax!@
A: OMG You fucking nub gypsy!!
by nub64 February 21, 2011

The nub oil is in the nightstand. Hand it to me please. I need to rub one out.
I’m out of nub oil. I’ll have have to flick my bean dry tonight.
I’m out of nub oil. I’ll have have to flick my bean dry tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

by chachacharly08 June 28, 2021

person 1: dude i got 25 headshot in a row on this 7 year old in halo 3 last nite.
person 2: wow what a nub cub.
person 2: wow what a nub cub.
by mrgarcia94 February 20, 2009

A dirty nub occurs when a male takes a female out into the woods on a four wheeler, lays her on her back over the handlebars, and uses the handlebars to achieve extremely powerful thrusts, causing great pleasure and bruising to the female.
“Bro, I took that cheerleader out to my place and gave her a dirty nub, and she couldn’t walk right for days!”
by Camocouch April 15, 2020
