captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis

Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

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Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.

I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.

by Kirk FTW December 31, 2011

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Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 09, 2022

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Kirk Copain

A shot used for punishment, made of a shot of baileys, Pernod, lime cordial and some Tabasco sauce... The punishee must pay for the shot effectively loading the gun and shooting themselves. It tastes of curdled Pernod and Tabasco.

Oh shit, Curtis broke the rules again, that'll be another Kirk Copain

by The executor January 07, 2014

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