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white noised

Being completely blitzed or drunk.

When someone is so drunk/high that this person can't communicate with his surroundings anymore nor can he understand what the people around him are saying.
Johny was white noised, after 20 minutes of him staring into nothing he passed out on the couch and we had to drag him home.
by der Herzog March 10, 2012
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ninja noise

Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.

A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
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Normistic noises

Making noises that are similar to people who are learning impaired.
Robert joins voice chat

- Hello Austin
Austin join voice chat

- Sinvdnbvdfnbjisnbb
Robert replies

- Ok nice Normistic noises Austin
by Thetruefaggot June 16, 2020
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Good noise

Another way of saying “all those good things you want to hear” while chatting or another way of saying “etc.”
We will be allocating funds to stop global warming which will help with deforestation, pollution and all that good noise.
by Sharkbait456 March 21, 2022
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bartground noise

The background noise that occurs when one is talking on the phone while riding the Bay Area Rapid Transit system.
I was trying to talk to Joe, but there was too much bartground noise to hear him.
by nominalstate October 5, 2012
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White Noise

Reasonably obscure punk band from Minnesota during the mid-eighties. Not skinhead, despite the name. They were just white and noisy, plain and simple.
Matilda fell on the beer in Richard's basement while White Noise repeated their first set.
by Anonymus Bosch July 14, 2006
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Slurp noise

Slurp is the sound you make in an awkward situation, to break tension. Slurp is also used to piss people off.*SLURP* < make the noise.
Slurp noise:
Person1: Yo man, i did'nt get any sleep last night, my sister was slamming the door!

Person2: *SLURP*
by Bambi7 January 6, 2010
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