Kurt Kelly

Quarterback
Smartest guy on the football team
Probably in a gay relationship with his best friend
Dead and gay
Can be used as an insult

Oh come on Heather, I thought you were smarter than that. You're acting like Kurt Kelly

by Do I look like mother Teresa April 7, 2019

kellys mom

a bitch who wont make spaghetti

Fuck kellys mom

by SCHLONGMASTER 2000 December 2, 2013

R. Kelly

VERB - to urinate

Where's your restroom? I really need to take an R. Kelly.

by DJ Kanye Pepper November 8, 2012

R Kelly

A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.

Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.

I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.

by M_Dubz152 June 30, 2023

Kelly O'b

The act of discharging feces from the bolwes in a large quantity and/or in a short amount of time.
A log of poop equal or greater then 6 in in length
When one excretes bodily waste from the anal cavity more often then the average person.
One is likely to occur such a condition after McDonalds, Chipotle, or Chinesefood.

See Binge pooping.

Hurry up in there John this is your 11th time. Sorry I can't help it its coming out like theres no tomorrow. Sounds like you have a serious case of the Kelly O'b

by Gangsta 5412 June 15, 2010

Antonio Kelly

A straight female, who cries over underclassmen

“Yea Antonio Kelly is crying again.. nothing new”

by AlessiaKelly22 January 30, 2023

Kelly Mood

When you’re in a Kelly mood, you’re gay smd ready to slay

Man, i’m really in a Kelly mood right now.

by Peridot Intensifies December 26, 2017