It was a complete and utter nightmare

What Joseph from season 6 on Hell's Kitchen said after his partner in crime, Louie, wasted the whole resturant's lamb ("look, lOok, LOOK, WTF IS THIS?!")

Gordon: JOSEPH! SWITCH IT OFF!

Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare.

by Skyrim550 April 18, 2022

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare

From the outside it looks like you live a great and happy life but on the inside you are miserable and alone.

How are you doing?

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare

by Mikekim23 September 29, 2021

Nigerian Nightmare

The act of waking up in the morning and wondering if you were sexually violated by a black man last night, when in reality, you were.

"Dude did you make it home last night?"
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".

by alanx303 January 30, 2010

wet nightmare

when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.

last weekend mindy blue-balled joe so he gave her the wet nightmare. it was hilarious

by TUhippy April 27, 2006

wet nightmare

Similar to a wet dream but instead the person sleeping is dreaming of being raped, usually by a gorilla or person larger than the one sleeping. The wetness is usually a result to the victim sweating or in some cases blowing their load if their gay or something

"Frodo had such a bad wet nightmare that his anus was swollen to 3 times its actual size".

by Wykydtron187 June 26, 2009

nightcarnage

The kind of carnage TO EXTREME for daylight hours!
A kind of carnage greater experienced at night.

8:00AM <someninjamaster>: Have you seen nightcarnage?
8:01AM <skydog>: Hell knaw, Have you by any chance a watch?

by nightcarnage May 11, 2010

Nightmare Sandwich

When you're having a nightmare, wake up from the nightmare to find everything is just fine--in fact your life is perfect--and then you wake up from THAT dream into the nightmare that your life actually is (typically paralleling the first nightmare).

Note: After repetitively appearing, often induces insomnia.

*guy in friendzone*
*dreams a nightmare paralleling his life*
*wakes from that dream into one where he's escaped the friendzone*
*wakes again into his reality where he's in the friendzone again*

Thus the Nightmare Sandwich:

(NIGHTMARE//SOMETHING PLEASANT//NIGHTMARE)

by scrilla103 December 27, 2011