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Friendly Neighbor

The act of masturbating while the stranger in the bathroom stall next to you deficates.
Person 1:"Dude what was that noise"
Person 2:"That was just a friendly neighbor"
by cfalvey100 November 23, 2010
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sweaty neighbor

1. American Version - A sexual act wherein the male is penetrating the female anus causing an orgasm in the female. The female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile ejaculate causing her vagina to look like a sweaty neighbor to the anus.

2. British Version - A sexual act involving 2 females and 1 male wherein the females are in position 69 and the male is penetrating either girls anus causing an orgasm in the female. The female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile ejaculate on the girls face who is between her legs causing her to look like a sweaty neighbor.

3. Alcohol Version - The Sweaty Neighbor is also a name for the alcoholic mixture of beer and wine: preferably a budweiser can would be half emptied (by consumption only) and the remaining space would be filled with white wine. This combination is hereby known as The Sweaty Neighbor.
1. American Version - "Yo, I was fucking this chick in the ass and she squirted all over the place and her sweaty neighbor was dripping like a fountain!"

2. British Version - "Bloody Hell! My flatmate Sheila and I were bandied up with another fit bird and I was buggering her as Sheila ate at her exquisite naff when all of a sudden she went off and poofed all over Sheila's face. My flatmate was left looking like the sweaty neighbour."

3. Alcohol Version - "Oh man, I think I was drinking Sweaty Neighbors that night that I threw up spaghetti all over your mom's dress."
by Brec S. and Erin Q. May 29, 2008
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neighborhood sorehead

the one neighbor or party living around you sure to stink on one thing or another that you do...(loud music, parking of car/s, barking dog/s, "junk" cars,...on & on!!) -this can pretty much apply 'globally' too, ie: al-queda could be the neighborhood sorehead!

it can work in reverse too, where YOU can be the neighborhood sorehead, if YOU have these above things torturing YOU!! -in a "community" a certain degree of 'civility' does apply, and goes a long way!!
show me a place without a neighborhood sorehead, and i'll show you a perfect world!!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
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The Down Stairs Neighbor

A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.
"The Down Stairs Neighbor is creeping around the back porch again...."
by ExcessivePartyAnimals February 4, 2010
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pump the neighbors cat look

A look you would you see on someone's face, if you were to catch someone having sexual intercourse with their neighbors cat. An extreme look of embarrassment.
Hey you, what have you been doing???? Oooohhh, You have a pump the neighbors cat look.
by lisa lisa January 12, 2014
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