NASA

National Aeronautics and Space Administration
The really cool guys that the government gives a whole lotta cash for them to do stuff in space!
Competitors: The Russian Federal Space Agency (RFSA)
Justification: The Earth will eventually die, and when that happens we gotta do sometin'!...

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and
at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again–enjoy paying them!

by EV1 [Correction_Fluid] January 30, 2010

nasal

To fuck someone up their nose.

"I gave my girl some mighty nasal last night, and now she's all stopped up."

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

nasal spray

When a girl is jerkin a guy off, right as he is about to cum, he shoves his dick up her nostril and cums in it

She stopped jerkin me off, so i gave her the Nasal Spray

by The_One June 11, 2006

nasa

N.A.S.A. is a word used in a racist way toward black people
N= north
A= african
S= street
A= Ape

look at that NASA yelling at those hoes

Those NASA's are corrupting our streets

by lil shit March 23, 2008

mouse to nasa

"mouse to nasa" isnt really as much of a word as it is an image. the scenario goes a little like this..a mouse is launched into outer space accidentally when it is tied onto a balloon via the mousey tail. children used to think this was funny in the olden days so they used to do it often. so after a long journey the mouse now finds itself in orbit, thus proclaiming "chhhh, mouse to nasa; over" the "chh" noise is the sound of the static as the message is sent to nasa headquarters in dalas texas..the mouse is never retrieved and is thought to be hovering above us, perhaps lightyears away, even as we speak. poor thing

"mouse to nasa, over"

"hey its me the mouse, i was just wondering if maybe you guys could send some food up here, maybe some lunchables and a juicebox..if not its ok im uhh really not that hungry"

"im a mouse"

by rickkkkalick April 17, 2008

Nasatingz

the most iconic arianator on twitter tbh. he always ending toxic swfties left and right. he makes twitter such a better place. he loves ariana to the moon and back.

Person 1: what happened to the swfties

Person 2: you didn’t hear? nasatingz ended them

by tayloroutsold February 26, 2019

ohio nasal drip

Nothing in reality, but it sounds sexual, so it's fun to prank people with. Typical targets are innocent, preppy girls. Hehe.

Me: You wanna give me an ohio nasal drip?

Preppy girl: Eww. No.

Me: Jeez, I try to do something nice and this is what i get...

Preppy Girl: Wait, what is an ohio nasal drip?

Me: You're kidding. You don't know what an ohio nasal drip is?!?

Preppy: No, I think I heard it once...

by ZEROTIK_OGT March 4, 2007