Northern Rod

A northern rod is a travelling device consisting of an erect penis shaft with an uncanny geographical sense that easily rivals any compass or gps.The first northern rod ever recorded was over a cross canadian roadie near the latter part of a 2010 summer.

Graham was so confident that his northern rod would always point north and lead his fellow blumpkin boys to their destination."

by spoonylove from upabove August 11, 2010

Northern Valley

A part of north-east New Jersey that consists of Harrington Park, Northvale, Norwood, Old Tappan, Rockleigh, Closter, Demarest, and Haworth. It is also known as "The North Valley" or "The NV".

"Yeah bruh, I grew up in the Northern Valley."

by Suburbs_Savage April 19, 2016

Northern Belle

Women who unfortunately live in the northern half of the United States. Although they may have the appearance of a Southern Belle...don't let them fool you. Characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1. Fast eaters
2. Hate shopping
3. Wear sweatpants (but make them look gooood)
4. Don't have to "put on" their face (because they already have a nice face)
5. Bad drivers

Look mommy, is that a real life Northern Belle???

by Fabio1000 November 27, 2010

northern lights

Blackpool - England

fookin' northern lights

by bo-sama January 9, 2004

northern monkey

guy from Whitby who works in London so thinks he isnt a northern monkey

Steve Helm

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

northern monkey

Nick name given to a bloke who drives a taxi in knebworth, sleeps for England and moans about debt all day.

FFS is that Northern Monkey not up yet?

by RS February 4, 2003

Northern Virginia

Its so funny how people from there don't know the truth about Northern Virginia they claim there everyone from Southern Virginia are rednecks and poor. Actually Hampton roads is one of the riches region the united state it out beats Fairfax Loundon and all them So called rich counties our houses are bigger and on water front property they want to be like us so bad there houses are like small plantation homes Modeled from the houses in Richmond and Williamsburg lol. Also government offices like the CIA where moved to southern VA (Richmond) and there military orders come from Hampton roads so really you guys have no right to brag because people down in southern VA have government jobs too. and more people come down here to do businesses because we have a better location tourist and stuff. the only thing you guys pay are our beach's its so funny how you guys can talk shit but come play on our beaches GO BACK TO YOUR UPPITY SO CALLED RICH AREA AND FIND SOME BEACHES UP THERE SINCE WERE SO BAD. THE WHOLE STATE HATES YOU GUYS YOU MITE AS WELL BECOME A PART OF MARYLAND OR JUST BECOME AN INDEPENDENT STATE SINCE YOU GUYS ARE SO RICH.

Why do people from Northern Virginia hate on people from Southern Virginia?

Because they want to be like us look at their homes they're modeled like ours but 3 times as smaller as we live in a 7 bedroom home they live in like a 3 lol.

by djej01 September 18, 2012