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Nigel

A common type of a friend of Jayden there trust is 100% loyal and they will always share there ssn and credit card info INCLUDING THE 3 DIGITS LOCATED ON THE BACK OF YOUR CARD DM ShadowedHD#2021 on discord if you need help.
Nigel is such a prick fuck him smh
by AvaThaKilla February 7, 2021
mugGet the Nigelmug.

down syndrome nigel

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth
by mrs tosser August 6, 2025
mugGet the down syndrome nigelmug.

conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
mugGet the conflicted Nigelmug.

Nigel

Nigel — noun

A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
by Y_C November 22, 2021
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigel

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude
Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.
by George7788 January 10, 2025
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Nigel

Nigel is a cool, young urban explorer. He loves to explore tunnels and abandoned houses.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.
This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.
by ChloeVV October 6, 2021
mugGet the Nigelismmug.

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