Jill myself

The act of getting a woman named Jill to kill you because you too much of a coward to do it yourself

"I'm going to Jill myself" *gets shot by a person named Jill*

by Jerome2123 December 13, 2020

cut myself out of my shoes

When one is so drunk he/she can't untie their shoes but can manage to find a knife and cut himself/herself out of them.

Coined by the band Audacity in a Victim of Time interview in Chicago 2014, "Two or three days ago we were in Iowa City and we were pretty drunk and Matty was the last one up and he had to cut his shoes off with a knife. He woke up and said “I was so drunk last night I had to cut myself out of my shoes” and I thought it was a figure of speech or something like that."

by Robyn Bangs April 17, 2014

Punch myself

When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.

I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself

by Moonwolf1987 September 10, 2022

anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.

Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself

by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017

i love myself

sexxe boi lad man me gary
me gusta

Me love sexe meself

'give it a good ol' rub'
'spicy meat'
'I love myself yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah boi'

by Spysie meet January 17, 2018

Screaming Crying Killing myself

When you don’t want to do something

Fuck sake i have Maths next, screaming crying killing myself

by Screaming Crying Killingmyself April 20, 2022

I want to kill myself

When you don't want to live anymore.

Fuck this shit, I quit, I want to kill myself. - Severely depressed people

by PhoenixGamer34 November 18, 2022