1. A website that is a pedophile/ephebophile's dream because idiotic preps post pictures of themselves on their profiles along with their address, phone number, and/or school address as well as links to their preppy friends' pages that also include the same information.
2. A site where a reporter and MySpace administrators recently searched and found over 470 sexual predators pretending to be teenagers.
2. A site where a reporter and MySpace administrators recently searched and found over 470 sexual predators pretending to be teenagers.
Idiotic Prep Girl: "Hey, you should totally join MySpace. It's, like, totally cool!"
Smart Girl: "...Isn't that the site where they found over four hundred seventy sexual predators on?"
Smart Girl: "...Isn't that the site where they found over four hundred seventy sexual predators on?"
by Melissa Fairchild October 21, 2006
by Divide and Conquer November 08, 2005
1. A place where people can't fit in the real world. So they fit in the virtual world.
2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.
3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.
4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.
5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.
6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"
7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.
2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.
3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.
4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.
5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.
6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"
7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.
"Are you Daphne from myspace?"
"Yes I am."
"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"
"Photoshop"
"...."
"Yes I am."
"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"
"Photoshop"
"...."
by akatsuki2132 August 23, 2008
A popular website for children (it's not for children!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.
0H!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone?
Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
by Tony Huynh April 17, 2008
A website used for getting children sued, expelled and suspended. Myspace has become home to many hilarious myspace profiles about teachers and princibles.
by skater hot dude man November 03, 2007
by JKKC January 04, 2008
"I was thinking of getting a myspace account. Good idea?"
"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."
"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."
by FlareKitsune December 08, 2009