Mustard Sock 

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

Mustard Sock by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

Mustard piss 

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

Mustard piss by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

Mustard Foot 

To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.

Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.

Mustard Foot by Nagnal August 15, 2019

Mustard Bud 

The most handsome and powerful person in this word, have a good eye sight and a good communication skills

Mustard bud is the best person ever

Mustard Bud by Shimie October 29, 2019

Mustard crackers 

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

Mustard crackers by Railsurf November 11, 2019

mustard hands

When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.

Damn bro I got mustard hands.

mustard hands by Garshy June 26, 2020

Mustard Tits 

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.

I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.

Mustard Tits by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020