A used condom replete with fluids, typically found on the ground in outdoor "parking" areas frequented by couples.
We were strolling in the park down by the lake, and right there on the ground were many packets of lakeshore mustard glistening in the moonlight that we managed to side-step.
by vizetelly June 27, 2018
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Get the jelly mustard mug.When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.
by Aria Stormshine June 14, 2016
Get the foot mustard mug.Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy
I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.
by IvyDana55 August 27, 2017
Get the Mustard pee mug.The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).
There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.
You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019
Get the Mustard Job mug.When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.
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