musketards

a group of 3 unsociable friends. these musketards are usually referred to as reatrds in the workplace or school. musketards never interact with anyone not included in the musketard grouping.

chris: who are those 3 retards that never talk to anyone?

sarah: oh they are just the new musketards..

by fineva February 3, 2010

musketeering

When three men get naked and swordfight with their genitalia.

At camp, my best friends Scott and Dave and I engaged in a bit of musketeering.

by Isi Sirius December 15, 2012

Mrskittymeowasf

Mrskittymeowasf, juggers, huge, love her, I do. Bitches lover her? mhm.

“Have you heard of Mrskittymeowasf?”
“Nah who tf?”
“Cutest bitch”

by Mrskittymeowasf March 17, 2021

Musking

To ruin something. Akin to pissing on it.

He musked all over his new project.
Don't come around here musking up the place.

by NTDRCH November 27, 2022

Louisiana Musket Loader

An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.

Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”

Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”

by Your.local.dumbass November 25, 2021

loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017

three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018