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Mungus

A quiet man who helps Jimmy Fallon on his late night show by carting various things on stage.
Fallon: What's your name?
Mungus: Mungus.
*awkward silence*
*audience laughter*
by Stiverton August 3, 2009
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by Alan1 November 8, 2008
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"Callie you munt."
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the act of kicking a man in the testicles from behind while on his hands and knees; also known as the "man-punt"
My friend just found out her boyfriend of two years has been cheating on her, man I'd like to munt him!
by gotmunt March 11, 2010
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munt

To bunt in the game of kickball when the bunter is a man. It is a combination of the words "man" + "bunt". The phrase is often used derogatively, because it is perceived by many that munting is done by weak men, or by men who use such tatics to avoid the risks of a pop-fly while attempting first base.
"Travis's main kick is the munt. Yeah, it's a little girly, but it does get him on base more often than booting it to the outfield does!"
by lillialexis August 4, 2007
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munkus

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.
Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(
by GuRu December 2, 2003
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Munt

A state of extreme intoxication, usually from substances other than alchahol.
After a few hours, Jacob was very munted.
by Daniel Walker December 3, 2002
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