Mumpsimus

Someone that uses words incorrectly on purpose as a means to annoy others

That guy from rainman was really smart and he was a rutaard.

My boss uses mumpsimus while explaining my daily tasks, he is a douche, and so are you if you use mumpsimus

by Sharkn Te' Failer July 19, 2010

Mumpty

A Mumpty is a Mum who is far cooler than normal Mums. A Mumpty never tells you to turn your music down, likes your friends, gets pissed with you, provides you with money for extra curricular activities and doesn't set a curfue.

I told Mumpty I wasn't coming back for tea tonight.

Mumpty's coming to the pub with us tonight.

by KizzieShadows December 28, 2009

The Mummy

When a guy shoots a magnificent load all over a girls body and waits till she falls asleep to blot the area with tissues. When the girl awakes she will be wrapped in tissues resembling a mummy.

"After 2 weeks of not shooting my load I decided to go out and stalk and fuck. I found some dummy, took her home, and performed the mummy."

by Ma-Manda October 29, 2011

yummy mummy

A yummy mummy is a mum who takes care of her wellbeing. She takes regular time out for herself and fills her life with people who inspire, motivate and support her.

A yummy mummy does not judge other mothers, but shows kindness, compassion and cares for others.

I'm a Yummy Mummy. I always have time for ME.

by YummyMummyNZ October 18, 2010

yummie mummy

a sexual act in witch the female puts chocolate on her pussy and the male uses a fruit roll up as a condom and before he ejaculates the female eats the fruit roll up.

i gave her the old yummie mummy last night

by The Yummiest Mummyist October 5, 2017

mumps

A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.

Get away u mumps infested hobo.

by William Gates February 3, 2005

mummy nut

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.

Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.

by fatland October 27, 2012