sweet mummy

the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a males penis. and proceeding to eat it off of the fallus. the act of wrapping it is similar to that of wrapping a mummy.

I gave my boyfriend a sweet mummy for his birthday.

by hotsasserking69 April 11, 2025

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

Mummy bear

To get something just right, like goldilocks, not too big not too small, just right!

Dont mess up the shot, 'mummy bear it'

It's 'mummy bear'

by AdamSavage June 28, 2022

Mummy

How one refers to a divine, guiding light in their life such as gaynor

I am sad mummy Gaynor isn’t in today :(

by popegaynor June 30, 2022