Modified Dutch Oven

While laying in bed with your old lady. Rip ass as quietly as possible as not to alert the unwhitting victim. After you've built up enough stink, Raise one or both feet puling the stench into a tent, via- vacuum suction. Then carefully lift a small section of blanket prefferably under the victims nose. and all at once drop your feet sending the condensed stink into the face of your unlucky victim.

Mike thought that the "Dutch Oven" just would not do the job, and instead decided to go with the "Modified Dutch Oven."

by Terd Furguson January 16, 2007

modified genesis deke move

In reference to the original Sega Genesis deke move on NHL 1994 from EA Sports-that exists in a few hockey games afterwhich, however modified-that was used to score goals

Damnfuck! He used the fucking modified genesis deke move on me again, its fucking 97-30!

by Branden October 26, 2003

Blue Motion

1. A masterborial technique in which the user squeezes his genitals to the point of them turning blue, and the foreskin ripping off.

2. A sexual technique in which the user goes into a new, (or old) portal potty and uses the blue liquid inside it as a lubricant for sex, or masterbation.

1. Jeffry did the blue motion so much he was forced to have it amputated from loss of blood.
2. Johnny dipped his hand into a nice broken in portal potty and lubed his penis up, and had sexual intercourse with jillian.

by jdude0822 June 1, 2011

BBC modifications

'Slight' modifications to a building or location to make it suitable for filming.

"Why the f*** did you remove one of the walls and screw a lighting bar to the ceiling of this Grade II listed building? "

"Oh yeah, we just made some 'BBC modifications.''"

by completewally January 31, 2016

motion lotion

Motion lotion is a special lotion that the little boys use to jack off. can be found at spencers&such, comes in various scents and colors, and can be used for handjobs. supposivly, it makes the jack-off session more pleasant as the motion lotion is like lube, but specially formulated for your hand, and best friend.

Iann locked himself in the bathroom and got out the motion lotion.

by bruntanng December 28, 2005

motifing

The use of any kind of mind altering substance, especially vodka, ganja, and crack. Applies to all and any types of exotic fun.

We're going motifing right when I get back my shell piece.

by Magic_Mama August 3, 2005

Perpetual Motion

An incredibly tiring drill for the sport of water polo, in which at no time does a player stop moving in the water (hence the name: perpetual motion). Perpetual Motion, though tiring, can be quite fun if there are a large amount of players. However, without enough people, the players tend to be too exhausted to enjoy themselves, even if getting an extreme workout. At first, Perpetual Motion, also called "Perpet." (per-petch), is a confusing drill to learn, with players swimming all around to different parts of the pool and polo balls being thrown at both nets. Once the drill is learned, it is easy enough to follow though.

Person: Hey! Want to hang out?
Water Polo Player: I'm too tired, I'm gonna go sleep. We did perpetual motion for half of polo practice today.

by elessi11 August 6, 2008